Thursday, June 28, 2007
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch...you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband...
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1: These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2: These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
Friday, June 22, 2007
Thursday, June 21, 2007
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
Cos was kinda worried lately, macam middle-age crisis only..went out with Lin almost every weekend and our topics are quite the same all the time. That we feel so old. maybe cos we no longer students d kut. the next thing we know, some are probably going to get married pulak. yorrr. and and also our singlehood lo. young and thriving, but single. I think there is nothing wrong with me, okay...so sometimes I tend to eat too much, so am overweight at the moment. But otherwise I should be normal wad. I'm a healthy, bright
Back to work la. Transferring some files now so I can't do my work...back to wondering what's wrong with me lo.
CANNOT CANNOT. must not let my 20s pass by like that!!
Thursday, June 14, 2007
From: Tan Hooi Ching
Sent: Thursday, June 14, 2007 10:19 AM
To: Tan, YL
The company is so proud to have me, cos I have turned into a workaholic. Hahahaha.
Hooi Ching, Tan
And he replied:
From: Tan, YL
Sent: Thursday, June 14, 2007 10:23 AM
Subject: RE: ....
Don’t work so hard, take care of your own health; exercise more just like me now playing badminton 3 times a week. Let me know once you are ready to pay your car installment, OK?Sigh...so potong stim wan my dad.
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Monday, June 11, 2007
I scraped thru my 1st week of work...Work's pretty ok, except the fact that the company expects me to have knowledge (like, real knowledge abt aeronautical engineering) but seems that I lack of it larrr...the moment I come out from exam hall, sudah give back to the lecturer.
Anyways, the people here are quite nice, small small company (expanding though) in a nice building in TPM...To date, I'm the only female engineer (haha) but I believe they'll be recruiting more..Boss is here..so gtg...
Wanted to blog last nite but was totally beat when I got home. Fell asleep holding my Italian notes. Dad, if you are reading this, you'll be pleased to know that you have just bought me 3 La Senza lingeries. Hehe, swiped your MasterCard yesterday at 1-Utama. Surprise! Happy Advanced Father's Day...!
p/s: Yala yala, return you the money when I get my 1st salary larr...