Friday, October 14, 2005

JoKe: Kiss...

One night a guy dropped his girlfriend at her home.
As they were about to wish each other goodnight at the front door,
the guy started feeling a little in the mood.
With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall
and smiling, he said to her:

"Honey, would you give me a kiss?"
Horrified, she replied,
"Are you mad?My parents will see us!"
"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"

He asked grinning at her.
"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
"Oh come on!There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!".

"No way. It's just too risky!"
"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?".
"No, no, and no.I love you too, but I just can't!".
"Oh yes you can. Please?"
"No, no.I just can't"

"I'm begging you ... "

Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and the girl's older
sister showed up in her pajamas, hair disheveled,

and in a sleepy voice she said,
"Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or I can do it.
Or if need be, mom says she can come down herself and do it,
but for God's sake and all of ours....

TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE DOOR BELL!!"

4 comments:

mob1900 said...

Muahahahaha, good one!

he's one helluva dumb-bell...

Irked T said...

Kok Whei:hei hei hei...goin to Bali ar?I wanna go too...Air Asia got 5000 free tickets to grab for!Hehe gd luck on ur exam lar...cya...eh!link my blog leh...http:kokwhei.blogspot.com k?

JoeC said...

HEY! i know where that's from! It's a master card viral...called indecent proposal...the last bit is funny..."having a girlfriend who's father have a sense of humor......priceless"....love a good viral. Cheers!

JoeC said...

err, found quite a few hardcore naruto fan...inc one m'sian blogger, blogs about each episode of the series...didn't know naruto series runs pass 100 and there's one fansite offers downloads...so, you're getting your naruto fix from here?....yep, so, you do..mystery solved. Cheers!