Monday, July 20, 2009

The Happiest Fairy Tale Ever

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said, 'NO!'

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank whole bottles of wine, chatted for hours on the phone to friends, always had a clean house, watched chick flicks without feeling guilty, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, didn't have to pay for dual view tv, travelled more, had a career, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched sports, owned every remote control in the house, never wore friggin lacy lingerie that went up her arse, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, and felt and looked fabulous all the time.

THE END

5 comments:

zewt said...

what?????????

zharif said...

hah hooi ching..
mana pegi mood jiwang2 mcm dulu..

Mariposa said...

AMEN!

Pao Pao said...

I love that!!

H.C. Tan said...

Khek: ish, say im full of shit here and in FB arrr so give face ar haha

zewt: ermmm the truth maybe???

Zharif: haha i am still jiwang karat la. hows married life?

Janice: Whee***

Pao: me too!!!

Jemima: =) hey you!