And Things You Would Never Know Without Indian Movies

1. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to cleanse his wounds.
2. The hero cannot fall in love with the heroine (vice versa) unless they first perform a dance number in the rain.
3. Once applied, make-up is permanent, in rain or in any other situation.
4. Two lovers can be dancing in the field and out of nowhere, 100 people will appear from god-knows-where and join them in the dance.
5. In the final scene, the hero will discover that the bad guy he is up against is actually his brother and the maid who looked after him is his mother and the chief inspector is his father and the Judge is his uncle and so forth.
6. Key English words used in the movie (usually said out loud between sentences) are No Problem! My God! Get Out!, Shut-up!, Impossible!, Please forgive me!
7. They fall on the ground and roll and roll while singing and come out with different clothing.
8. They can run around the coconut trees, singing, battling eyes-lid, and throwing glances at each other and change clothes all at the same time without being out of breath.

Things You Would Never Know Without Chinese Swordsman Movies

1. Being the hero's parents will always be unlucky and will usually be killed by enemies when the hero is young and the hero will become an orphan.
2. When a man is wounded and dying, he always manages to catch his breath and speak a few sentences to reveal the killer before dropping his head and being declared dead.
3. Skilled people are able to fly over roof tops, up trees and across distances without any sweat. But when traveling to towns and villages, they still have to walk or ride horses.
4. The heroes need not have to work for money, but will always have gold and silvers with them to pay for their dishes.
5. The heroes and villains will meet each other very often no matter how big the country is and no matter where they are.
6. Healing internal wounds in the body is as easy as sitting down cross-legged, palms on the knees and smoke coming out from the head.
7. They can keep a lot of stuff in their sleeves and waistband and never drop them (carrying especially lots of those gold and silver ingots)

Glider Challenge, Over

And so is our Green Vegetable, Resurrected.
jatuh berkecai would be an apt word tp describe it?
Anyway, today is the evaluation for our gliders
It is one of the assignments given to us for the subject Aircraft Structure I
Initially when we tested ours yesterday (test flight)
It kinda glided beautifully...hmm about a good 20metres i think, maybe?
After exposure to the sun for a good one hour, the glider terus tukar bentuk
Cos the lantern paper shrank lerR...so keksim
So today kantoi when we threw it..15 metres was our best
Oklah..not bad d~
Went to celebrate lili's birthday after the competition at SDS
Will be doing a feature on the winners after Ah Lun upload the pix
Really keat tao
=)

Politics

Son: Dad, I have a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?
Dad: Sure son, what's the question?
Son: What is politics?
Dad: Well son, let's take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me the management. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so let's call her the government. We take care of you and your needs, so let's call you the people. We'll call the maid the working class and your baby brother the future. Understand?
Son: I'm not really sure dad, I'll have to think about it.

That night, the boy is awakened by his baby brother's crying, so he went to see what was wrong.Discovering that the baby had a heavily soiled nappy, the boy went to his parent's room and found his mother fast asleep. He than went to the maid's room, where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheard. The boy went backto his room and went to sleep.

The next morning...
Son: Dad, I think I understand politics.
Dad: That's great son, explain it to me in your own words.
Son: While the management is screwing the working class, the government is fast asleep, the people are being completely ignored and the future is full of shit.

Avionics & Instrumentation

SIgh...
Wat a busy busy hectic week..
Yeps..time flies, tomorrow it's friday again..
Today it's a first for me alright
We were assigned this take-home test on Monday
For this subject AVIONICS & INSTRUMENTATION
Huhhh?? What's avionics, you may wonder..
Don't be, cos' I've been taking this subject for the whole sem
and I'm still totally clueless
avionics is simply aviation & electronics..
Anyways, we were supposed to pass up this Thursday
which is today

The lecturer was pretty kind, cos he made it take-home
therefore it means it's subjected to discussions
which means we can saling mencopy
And means, we can wait for somebody to actually finish it up
Ahhh...then only borrow it to Xerox, rite?
Too ideal..I guess even the brainies are fed-up with parasites
flocking to them all the time
just expecting answers
and I admit, I'm a full-fledged parasite
hehe..

Anyways, we congregated at aero house at midnight
I figured by midnight the brains have already produced results
RITE
When we went there, the Parasite Club members are also there alright
They were also waiting for answers
Even the indian coursemates came
(usually it's just the 20 of us chineses)
NOPE, no answers yet
We were like, "Damn, we should've came later instead"
selfish huh
But this time's paper is pretty tough
So even our geniuses had a hard time
By 5am, out of 3 questions, we only had 1.5 answers
then the malay coursemates came pulaks after their sahur
Smart asses
When we went for class this morning
We jz managed to pass up in time
Cos out of this 60+ students in this subject
Only 3 or 4 were the ones who actually did it
The rest of us were just like photocopy machines
The lecturer specifically wanted it handwritten
So with all the passing around the papers
It did take some time
Gave a new meaning to the phrase:
" Knowledge is to be shared"

Wonder how all of us gonna take the finals for this subject